Floyd the Barber Lyrics - Nirvana
Hello toilet trained, "Come on
in."
Floyd observes my hairy chin
Sit down in the chair don't be afraid
Steamed hot towel on my face
(CHORUS)
I was shaved
And I was shaved
And I was shamed
Barney ties me to the chair
I can't see I'm really scared
Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
Pee-pee pressed against my lips
CHORUS
SOLO
Uhh(2x)
I sense others in the room
Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume
They take turns and cut me up
I die smothered in Aunt Bea's muff
CHORUS
Performed by Nirvana
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